Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Saturday, October 19, 2013
1168. He's already there
A patrolman discovered young Bart With his tongue in the twat of a tart. They were in the back seat, "Go to Wendy's to eat!" Said the cop. Girl: "That's me, have a heart!"