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Saturday, June 22, 2013
1074. Service with a smile
A prostitute, born kinda shy, Would loosen up (that is, she'd try) With clever wise cracks While you worked to climax The result? You would come through the wry.
Your last line pun reminded me of Allan Sherman's 1962 musical and parodycal tribute to Burns (Robert, not George):
Do not make a stingy sandwich; Pile the cold cuts high! Customers should see salami Comin' thro' the rye.
You are aware, of course, that in Sweden a towering club sandwich is known as a "Hammarskjold." No previous Swede would have ever thought to consume such a monstrosity, but Dag would.
Your last line pun reminded me of Allan Sherman's 1962 musical and parodycal tribute to Burns (Robert, not George):
ReplyDeleteDo not make a stingy sandwich;
Pile the cold cuts high!
Customers should see salami
Comin' thro' the rye.
You are aware, of course, that in Sweden a towering club sandwich is known as a "Hammarskjold." No previous Swede would have ever thought to consume such a monstrosity, but Dag would.