Saturday, June 22, 2013

1074. Service with a smile

A prostitute, born kinda shy,
Would loosen up (that is, she'd try)
With clever wise cracks
While you worked to climax
The result?  You would come through the wry.

1 comment:

  1. Your last line pun reminded me of Allan Sherman's 1962 musical and parodycal tribute to Burns (Robert, not George):

    Do not make a stingy sandwich;
    Pile the cold cuts high!
    Customers should see salami
    Comin' thro' the rye.

    You are aware, of course, that in Sweden a towering club sandwich is known as a "Hammarskjold." No previous Swede would have ever thought to consume such a monstrosity, but Dag would.