Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Friday, June 7, 2013
1058. Couldn't prise the thighs
A man took a girl to debauch So's to add to his bed one more notch First, took her to dinner But couldn't get in 'er 'Cause she wouldn't open her crotch.