Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Saturday, June 1, 2013
1052. Hot cross buns
A weirdo from Egyptnamed Cronk Would wank near his wife like a wonk And when he would come He'd wipe some on her bum Inscribing the shape of an Ankh.