Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, June 17, 2013
1066. Not the Merion kind
Phil Mickelson took his June pride And swallowed it deeply inside. He'll have to keep hopin' To win U.S. Open, Six times he's been bridesmaid, not bride.