I see a few composer limericks in here, but the list is not complete without this one. Too bad it's not my own.
There once was a man from Iraq
Who had holes down the length of his cock
When he got an erection
He could play a selection
From Johann Sebastian Bach.
One of my all-time faves, Dave. I've also heard the 1st 2 lines as
ReplyDeleteThere once was a man from Iraq
Who played the bass viol with his cock.
Thanks for pulling it out of the closet!