Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sunday, February 24, 2013
957. Demon rum
A drinker who's quaffed a fair river Of rum needs a live-in caregiver. He's had a thrombosis And suffers cirrhosis, Methinks he requires a spare liver.