Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
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Tuesday, February 26, 2013
959. Pants on fire
I know a neat widow named Nancy Who claims she's no longer romancy. But I think she lies, And will soon cast her eyes On a man who will tickle her fancy.