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are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
948. Dose-y...DOH!
"Getting a dose" is slang for contracting gonorrhea. A crass, careless asshole named Rich Had a genital drip and an itch. He left it untreated So each gal he meated Got clap from that son of a bitch!
I enjoyed your clever, neologistic use of the verb "to meat" in line four. This may finally explain for me a line from a religious ceremony:
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I get it now. The phrase is confirmation of the edict proclaimed in Genesis 1:22.
Perhaps one of them was the gal from OP47...
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