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Sunday, November 25, 2012
OP56. Keeping it kosher
There once was a man from Macon Who didn't eat ham or bacon He looked like a dork So he pulled on his pork His virginity never was taken. Well, if you are what you eat, you can't call him a pig...
Poor guy! You didn't state it outrightly in your limerick, Mr. Reddekopp, but it can be implied from the title that your man from Macon is Jewish. His dismal circumstance may well be due to his having no prepuce in life...
Incidentally, one of the best team names in the annals of Professional Sports was affixed to a now-defunct ice hockey franchise in Macon--the Whoopies. Really.
I've heard of the Whoopies. There was also a minor league baseball team called the Peaches.
I think religion is ridiculous and harmful as it is, but even if I were well-disposed towards it, I could never join one that outlawed bacon. (Especially when it doesn't outlaw slavery.)
Poor guy! You didn't state it outrightly in your limerick, Mr. Reddekopp, but it can be implied from the title that your man from Macon is Jewish. His dismal circumstance may well be due to his having no prepuce in life...
ReplyDeleteIncidentally, one of the best team names in the annals of Professional Sports was affixed to a now-defunct ice hockey franchise in Macon--the Whoopies. Really.
I enjoy your limericks.
I've heard of the Whoopies. There was also a minor league baseball team called the Peaches.
ReplyDeleteI think religion is ridiculous and harmful as it is, but even if I were well-disposed towards it, I could never join one that outlawed bacon. (Especially when it doesn't outlaw slavery.)