Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Monday, November 12, 2012
868. DST -- STD?
Time for another Spoonerism: I have a good friend with a knack For getting things all out of whack. Daylight Savings found Rick Putting tar on his dick, Told him, "Hey! I said turn your clockback!"
Mr. Limericist: I applaud yet another well-conceived and -titled opus! As to Rick's motive for blackening his chicken, it could have been that he was getting ready to audition for an X-rated minstrel play; or perhaps he was seeking extra protection before engaging in some menstrual play.
Mr. Limericist:
ReplyDeleteI applaud yet another well-conceived and -titled opus! As to Rick's motive for blackening his chicken, it could have been that he was getting ready to audition for an X-rated minstrel play; or perhaps he was seeking extra protection before engaging in some menstrual play.