Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Thursday, November 22, 2012
876. Don't switch hands!
Much more dangerous than rubbing your stomach and patting your head... While carving the Thanksgiving turkey A man also gave his beef jerky! Two meats got abused Which left him amused And he showed it by looking quite smirky.
I don't think I wanted to be around when this guy was stuffing his bird.
ReplyDeletethis one has an interesting flavor to it...
ReplyDelete