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Thursday, January 4, 2018
OP524. Those who indulge, bulge
I believe I am gaining some weight
I think chocolate's to blame, ain't it great?
I don't think it's from greed
Or some other misdeed
It ain't something I need to debate.
Maybe you're pregnant.
ReplyDeleteIn silly ideas, you're splurging
ReplyDeleteFor years, none fulfilled any urgin'
If a baby I carry
Then I'm just the scary
Second coming of Mary the Virgin!