Sunday, January 7, 2018

2755. Substitute orthography

Since "ph" has the same sound as "f"
You could spell words like "phake," "phish," or "cleph."
Just for phun, try it phast
(But don't do it halph-assed)
And at games, picture this: "Phuck the reph!"
   Phrom your old phriend, Phil

1 comment:

  1. Loved the philthy and phunny phiphth line (say THAT without spitting!)The element of surprise had me laphing phor a while!

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