I'm tired of this arctic air mass
It is making me say things quite crass
Temp tonight will be eight
Way too low for my state
It's as cold as a well-digger's ass.
The fireplace is hard to get lit
Then goes out in a very short bit
Though our temp's below norm
I've been told, "It's quite warm
When compared to some old witch's tit."
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