Tuesday, January 14, 2014

1230. A Portrait of the Artist(?) as an Old Man

With apologies to James Joyce for that title.

An old man in need of a filter
Said things that were all out of kilter
His girlfriend's complaint
Was, "He won't use restraint."
When he heard this, it caused him to jilt 'er.

My wife says I also need a muzzle...

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