Monday, January 13, 2014

1229. I need to return to alimentary school

To my girlfriend I said, "Hate to wake ya --
But blow me and then I will make ya."
Nearly brought on her death
When I cut off her breath
By sticking my prick down her trachea.

In the future I'll try to fill her esophagus so she won't need a sarcophagus.


  1. That must have brought on a coffin fit.

  2. Yes it did, Dave, but then I had a bier and I was OK -- though I'd have preferred an entire cask[et].