Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
657. They're light years apart
A star-gazing guy named Abijah'll
Go look at the sky with friend Nigel.
They can get in a fight
Over which one is bright
Est -- Aldeberan, Pollux, or Rigel.
Jim 'n' I observed that it would make a magnitude of difference if The Limericist substituted Castor's brighter twin, Pollux, in the last line. (I'm capella'd to make that suggestion, siriusly. Marching to a different betelgeuse up your limerick!)
Thanks for pun-ishing me, Okie. You're becoming a real star, even though you are a bit quarky. When I bolluxed this limerick you Castor aspersions upon it (even though I didn't planet that way.) Now it's been polluxed to a high shine, celestial find more wrong it astra stay this way.
Jim 'n' I observed that it would make a magnitude of difference if The Limericist substituted Castor's brighter twin, Pollux, in the last line. (I'm capella'd to make that suggestion, siriusly. Marching to a different betelgeuse up your limerick!)
ReplyDeleteThanks for pun-ishing me, Okie. You're becoming a real star, even though you are a bit quarky. When I bolluxed this limerick you Castor aspersions upon it (even though I didn't planet that way.) Now it's been polluxed to a high shine, celestial find more wrong it astra stay this way.
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