Thursday, April 5, 2012

639-640. Cream of Leak? No, I've done better..

There once was a woman named Eakin,
Whose toilet one night started leakin'.
Water dripped on the floor
And then flowed out the door,
When discovered, you ne'er heard such shriekin'!

I drink lots of water in Reykjavik,
Which, ten times a day, makes me take a leak
'Cross the street, after dark
In the National Park.
I tell tourists that "This is the lake ya seek."

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