Friday, April 6, 2012

643. Triplicates

There once was a fellow named Diener,
Who thrice daily screwed with his wiener.
First, when he'd get up,
Lastly after he'd sup
And a nooner (i.e., in-betweener.)


Writing this one reminded me of two jokes:
What are the three stages of a man's sex life?
  Tri-Weekly
  Try Weekly
  Try Weakly

And what is a morner?  It's a nooner, only sooner.

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