There once was a fellow named Diener,
Who thrice daily screwed with his wiener.
First, when he'd get up,
Lastly after he'd sup
And a nooner (i.e., in-betweener.)
Writing this one reminded me of two jokes:
What are the three stages of a man's sex life?
Tri-Weekly
Try Weekly
Try Weakly
And what is a morner? It's a nooner, only sooner.
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