Ok, it's about time I posted one without any redeeming social value. I've decided I'll use red lettering in the really dirty ones to give a "heads-up" that smut lies ahead to those who don't enjoy downright filthy, vulgar, you-name-it humor. Don't say I didn't warn you!
A fellow from North Carolina
Had a wife with a monstrous vagina
He could go for a swim
In her gigantic quim
And backstroke his way clear to China!
ok not original but one from jr high
ReplyDeletethere once was a fellow named dave
who had a dead whore in a cave
she'd only one tit
and stunk like shit
but look at the money he saved