Friday, July 29, 2011

5. The Swimmer

Ok, it's about time I posted one without any redeeming social value.  I've decided I'll use red lettering in the really dirty ones to give a "heads-up" that smut lies ahead to those who don't enjoy downright filthy, vulgar, you-name-it humor.  Don't say I didn't warn you!

A fellow from North Carolina
Had a wife with a monstrous vagina
He could go for a swim
In her gigantic quim
And backstroke his way clear to China!

1 comment:

  1. ok not original but one from jr high

    there once was a fellow named dave
    who had a dead whore in a cave
    she'd only one tit
    and stunk like shit
    but look at the money he saved