Saturday, July 30, 2011

6. Jazz man

I try to keep track of what inspires (?) me to rhyme certain words.  Today's catalyst was that I drove past a camera store named "Apertures."  Here's some "bass" humor for you:

A jazz man well-known as a dingus
Asked a fan "Would you like cunnilingus?
I'm eager to lap at your
Hair-covered aperture."
She: "I'd prefer Charles Mingus."

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