Lim'ricks just aren't as funny when smutless,
Make me think that the author was gutless.
When the words are all clean
Art form he does demean
Deserves losing his nuts to a cutlass.
I borrowed from this pubic domain one:
There once was a pirate named Bates,
Danced a hornpipe for all of his mates,
But he slipped on his cutlass,
And made himself `nut-less`,
And now he's just worthless on dates.
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