Saturday, September 22, 2018

2900. Short-changed

In inches, men's dicks average six
Yet cunts can take seven from pricks
If you work out the math
What's unused in "the path"
Becomes miles; how completely redix!
If you figure 3 billion men having sex an average of 20 times annually, we're being fucked out of close to a million miles of pussy per year!  Here's the math:

1" • 3 billion men • 20 times/year = 60 billion inches.
Divide that by 12 and you get 5 billion feet.
Divide that by 5,280 and you get 946,970 miles.

Over 7.4 billion people on earth but I'm figuring a lot of men are too young or too old to be sexually active and of those who are (and are also hetero), 20 times per year may actually be generous!!

1 comment:

  1. Some men solve math problems in their heads during sex to prevent premature ejaculation. I must be getting the wrong answer...

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