Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Saturday, March 18, 2017
2426. Sidewall slasher
A malicious young punk down in Marlow Likes to puncture folks' tires with a Barlow Knife with a sharp point; He belongs in 'the joint' Where they'll teach him to not make a car low. Pop. 4,662