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are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Saturday, March 4, 2017
2412. I'd give her a 6 (inches)
For fun in the small town of Seminole People go outside town to the swimmin' hole Braver folks skinny dip; When gals do a back flip The guys hope that they might see some women hole. Pop. 7,400
Seminole was the subject of the first of my father's many puns which I was able to understand. He said the reason for the town's name was that it was built on half a hill. He deserved a "Tomahawk Chop" for misinforming me.
Seminole was the subject of the first of my father's many puns which I was able to understand. He said the reason for the town's name was that it was built on half a hill. He deserved a "Tomahawk Chop" for misinforming me.
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