Who cannot find a woman for sex
Since his chance is remote
He grabs hold of a goat
And won't care if a witness objects.
The Limericist here... Dave Reddekopp has (unwittingly?) setup one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard. Rather than my posting my own limerick today, I'd like to repeat the story. I hope it doesn't detract from Dave's excellent 5-liner above.
Willie Nelson told this at a concert. I don't know whether I laughed harder at the punch line or at the fact that he had the cojones to tell it!
A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him against a charge of bestiality.