Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Friday, May 13, 2016
2087. Too much elasticity of demand
Time was that my wife socked it to me Although these days, my sex life is gloomy When we (rarely) couple She's no longer supple And worse, her vagina's too roomy. I was an Econ. major. My title reflects it.