Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, May 2, 2016
2075. Damned ingrate
Long ago, gave a ride to a runaway She told me her name was Faye Dunaway Took her parking, unzipped But she rapidly quipped, "I'm not gonna screw; put your gun away."