PD139-144. Various vulgarities

A neurotic young man from Tulane
Caused his mother considerable pain
He poured nitroglycerin
Where dad put his pisser in
And then threw her under a train.

A certain young lady named Rowell
Had a musical bent to her bowel.
With a good plate of beans
Tucked under her jeans
She'd play To a Wild Rose by MacDowell.

There is a hot lady named Broom,
Who reminds me of someone---but whom?
If only I knew
I'd get both the two
Together some night, and I'd' screw'm.

In all of the Grecian metropolis
There was only one virgin---Papapoulos;
But her cunt was all calluses
From fucking the phalluses
Of gods that adorned the Acropolis

A young airline stewardess, May,
Has achieved the ultimate lay.
She was screwed without quittin’
From Maine to Great Britain
It's clear that she’s come a long way.
(My guess is the plane left from Bangor.)

There once was a harlot named Leeza
Who said, "If my cunt doesn't please ya,
You are welcome to cum
In my slimy old bum,
Just be careful the tapeworm don't seize ya".