Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Friday, May 23, 2014
1341. Maiden the U.K.
There once was a wastrel from Wickham Who covered his penis with slickum When e'er he'd get urgin's And deflower some virgins It didn't hurt much when he'd dick 'em.