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Thursday, May 15, 2014
1334. Iowa lot to teachers
A student thought he could purloin A teacher's heart up in Des Moines He fed her a line Of bullshit so fine That she let the boy study her groin.
I wonder how she made out on the Iowa testes.
ReplyDeleteI dunno but I Ames to find out. I Bettendorf-ins were involved, too.
ReplyDeleteThe kid told his buddies, and now they all want her for Study Hole.
ReplyDeleteA classic retort, Okie! Some might want to drop out due to the period, though...
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