Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
OP51. Baad boy
There once was a girl from Peru Whose sexual cravings were few So her boyfriend would keep Having sex with his sheep And would tell her, "I'll always love ewe".
Absolutely awesome one, Dave, but.... blogspot has a policy against bestiality (and incest) in postings. It's been difficult for me to avoid those "ripe for the pickin's" subjects but, so far, I THINK I've succeeded. I'm going to leave this one up unless the cyber-police happen to take a look in here.
Very good one, Dave. Reminded me of another "girl from Peru":
There once was a girl from Peru, Who had nothing whatever to do, So she sat on the stairs, And counted cunt hairs, Four thousand, three hundred and two.
Which reminds me of Don Giovanni's catalogue of conquests in the famous Mozart aria...
There once was a girl from Peru Who filled up her pussy with glue She said with a grin "If they'll pay to get in Then they'll pay to get out of it too!"
Absolutely awesome one, Dave, but.... blogspot has a policy against bestiality (and incest) in postings. It's been difficult for me to avoid those "ripe for the pickin's" subjects but, so far, I THINK I've succeeded. I'm going to leave this one up unless the cyber-police happen to take a look in here.
ReplyDeleteHey, OP41 is still up, and that one had a horse, so...
ReplyDeleteGuess I can't tell the one about the man from Fort Worth then. It's not mine anyway, but...
If you get busted on it, lemme know.
Very good one, Dave. Reminded me of another "girl from Peru":
ReplyDeleteThere once was a girl from Peru,
Who had nothing whatever to do,
So she sat on the stairs,
And counted cunt hairs,
Four thousand, three hundred and two.
Which reminds me of Don Giovanni's catalogue of conquests in the famous Mozart aria...
That girl gets around...
ReplyDeleteThere once was a girl from Peru
Who filled up her pussy with glue
She said with a grin
"If they'll pay to get in
Then they'll pay to get out of it too!"
Sadly, not my own.