426. Wrathbone

A boisterous bastard named Basil,
As a cocksman could certainly dazzle
Any pretty young thing
Whom he happened to bring
To his bedroom and wear to a frazzle.

379. Herb (un)stuffing

A gal with a cold, name of Hazel,
Would flavor her cooking with basil.
It was cheaper than Vicks
And somehow would fix
Her all-stuffed-up passages nasal.