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When it comes to the town of Arnett
Many folks won't go there on a bett.
It's near the panhandle
But can't hold a candle
To saunas if you want to swett.
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That title reminds me of what must have been my first pun.  When I was about eight, my mother told me that my father's WWII platoon had been the first American unit to cross the Arno River.  I reportedly said, "How could they if there arno river?"