There was a young Scot in Madrid
Who got fifty-five fucks for a quid.
When they said, "Are you faint?"
He replied, "No, I ain't,
But I don't feel as good as I did."
A well-hung young Oglala Sioux
Told girls that he always withdrew.
The ones who believed
Very often conceived.
When he couldn't pull out 'fore he blew.
There was an old Scot named McTavish
Who attempted an anthropoid ravish.
The object of rape
Was the wrong sex of ape,
And the anthropoid ravished McTavish.
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