Once again, OkieJokey's home computer (running Vista -- YUCCCH!) refuses to connect to his home WiFi so he's asked The Limericist to post for him.
The email he sent me had this subject line:
"I go through Plenty o' hell mintin' these limericks, then I need to phylum away." Later on he wrote, "A parasitologist would get the pun."
(The Limericist: I should have flat refused to include that Subj: line.)
My voracious pet tapeworm named Tanya
Let me gorge, yet stay svelte. Joy, élan!
Ja!
Alas, marked by my Rolex
When she’d flex her scolex,
It hurt! … I sucked cloves: “Do
svidaniya.”
Consuming cloves, garlic or curry is a home remedy for a tapeworm infestation.
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