Thursday, June 21, 2018

2831. Inspired by a Spoonerism

Though a real man is what she would rather
Have had in her snatch, she'd just gather
Some small bars of soap,
Push 'em up her slick slope
And then work herself into a lather.
What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?
One has hope in her soul...

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