Wednesday, November 15, 2017

OP473-474. Yup, we're all pigs

The males of our species, you see
Are obsessed about sex, even me
So it must be asserted
All men are perverted
The question is only degree

I don't care if you're gay or you're straight
For the matter's not up for debate
So it needs to be said
We all think with THAT head
I assure you, all men can relate.

Being a man, I'm somewhat in the know on this.  I don't know if it's true for women.  Suzanne, what do you think?

5 comments:

  1. David, you've hit the nail on the (ouch! I can't say it.)

    Guys may not always be head of the class, but we have "class of the head."

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  2. That's a painful visual.

    L4-5 is more or less an expression I use fairly often. I figured I'd build a limerick around it. The title was the hardest part. I still don't particularly love it.

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  3. In answering your question, David:

    Well, from what little education I've gotten on the subject, women have a much weaker drive than men, and they've also been conditioned by society to refrain from letting loose and enjoying it the way men do. So I wonder if the society-conditioning thing and the weaker-drive thing are connected. Anyhow, if the man knows how to nudge his partner and find the right spots, and if they have a healthy relationship based on mutual respect, I think that's when the sparks can really fly. It may even bring out the inner nymph in her that'll leave him worn out (but smiling).

    Oh, if you dislike the title that much, you could always change the word 'pigs' to 'animalistic reproductive enthusiasts' ...or maybe 'enthusiastic animalistic reproducers' ...or 'enthusiastically reproductive animals' ... or... oh I give up!

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  4. So...not all women are perverts then?

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