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Tuesday, November 14, 2017
OP472. He should have stayed monogamous
The lascivious, lewd, lazy lord Had a harem, a hell of a horde. Lots of sex (his sole goal) Stopped his heart, took its toll As too many a hole was explored.
Your comment brought to mind the only double-dactyl that I know:
ReplyDeleteHogamus, higamous
Man is polygamous
Higamus, hogamous
Woman monogamous.
Well that was clever and entertaining... and there's a new word to add to my philcabulary (new words I learned through you)
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