Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thursday, April 23, 2015
1679. Fall-back physician
An haute couture hooker named Horton At the Hotel Ritz, did her consortin' And as to the condom, Cared not if johns donned 'em Her doctor was great at abortin'.