1222. ANY woman's a sex object

A virgin of 60, Miss Patters,
Against illicit sex often natters.
Though wizened and prim
She still has a quim
(To most guys nothing else really matters.)

Writing this one reminded me of when I was a freshman in high school, riding to a tennis tournament.  A senior, reputed to be quite a cock-hound, was also in the car.  We passed a girl on the sidewalk and I commented about how unattractive she was.  He said, "Did she have a hole between her legs?"  "I suppose so" I said.  He shot back, "Well, then, she was damn good lookin'."