Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thursday, December 5, 2013
1211. Voice mail after maybe 100 rings?
A horny and techie gal, Joan, In her twat placed a cellular phone* With a devilish smile Used her landline to dial Wouldn't answer, but oh how she'd moan. * On vibrate, no doubt