PD40-42. The canon roars

There were two young ladies of Birmingham,
And this is the story concerning 'em;
They lifted the frock
And diddled the cock
Of the Bishop as he was confirming 'em.

The Bishop was nobody's fool --
He'd been to a large public school;
He took down his britches
And diddled those bitches
With a twelve-inch Episcopal tool.

But that didn't bother those two;
They said as the Bishop withdrew;
"Oh, the Vicar is quicker
And thicker and slicker
And longer and stronger than you."