Thursday, July 5, 2012

PD38-39. Place names

A young polo-player of Berkeley
Made love to his sweetheart berserkly.
At the end of each chukker
He'd sneak off and fuck her
Horizontally, lat'rally, verkeley.

A charmer from old Amarillo,
Sick of finding strange heads on her pillow,
Decided one day
That to keep men away
She would stuff up her crevice with Brillo.

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