Thursday, November 22, 2018

2961. The soused (not sous) chef

It's Turkey Day, everyone's cross.
My wife's upset, I'm at a loss
As to why.  Could it be
That despite cranberry,
I'm having a different sauce?

After reading mine, friend Robin Sutherland wrote back with this gem:

'Tis a curious dish, the turducken --
With its gobblin' & quackin' & cluckin'.
But we'll eat it, God knows,
'Til we're stuffed to our toes
And we'll be far too full for some fucken'!

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