Michigan friend Bob Webb supplied this one:
I'll always remember when Fred
Found me screwing his wife in their bed.
I was too pooped to run
When he went for his gun
Which is why, for ten years, I've been dead!
I'm reminded of the definition of savoir faire. That's when your best friend finds you in bed with his wife and says, "Go ahead and finish." And you can.
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