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Friday, October 16, 2015
OP221. Turning Twix
The word of the week at Mad's is "score". Homonyms are allowed.
"Oh, Henry", says Candy, the whore She Snickers, "Would you like to Skor? For a modest PayDay You'll have your Milky Way." But his Aero has hurt her; she's sore.
Seven puns? You have just given birth to septuplets .If you include the title, that makes octuplets. If that's not a new record, I've missed something.
I was about to plead ignorance when suddenly, I found it! her; she's (Hershey's) Nice job, you genius! (oh I just love puzzles!) Okay, final count at birth means you have nonuplets; definitely a world record.
Seven puns? You have just given birth to septuplets .If you include the title, that makes octuplets. If that's not a new record, I've missed something.
ReplyDeleteS.H.
Did you catch the hidden one? It's in L5.
ReplyDeleteI was about to plead ignorance when suddenly, I found it!
ReplyDeleteher; she's (Hershey's)
Nice job, you genius! (oh I just love puzzles!)
Okay, final count at birth means you have nonuplets; definitely a world record.
S.H.
Ooooh! "her; she's" went right over my head and I couldn't even spot it when told it was in L5.
ReplyDeleteAs I told Dave in an email, this limerick deserves Mounds of praise!
Well done, Suzanne! I wonder if Mad will even spot it.
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