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Tuesday, October 27, 2015
1877. Lackademia
At a college, it's "Publish or Perish" So long as the books don't embarrish. One with lim'ricks like mine Would be way out of line They are dirty or silly or garish.
That college is run by a prude Or a nun who thinks fun is just rude Or a castrated monk Who must think that his junk Is a tube viewed as lewd in the nude.
Poems dirty or silly or garish Are works of art some people cherish Your fans will implore That you keep writing more While the pious prudes preach in their parish.
Wow, thanks guys! What generous, inspiring words, the ultimate high compliment coming from two educated, seasoned pros. I have to say though, that some of the writing tips you fellas gave me in recent past helped me out more than you know. Well, ain't we a team!
That college is run by a prude
ReplyDeleteOr a nun who thinks fun is just rude
Or a castrated monk
Who must think that his junk
Is a tube viewed as lewd in the nude.
Poems dirty or silly or garish
Are works of art some people cherish
Your fans will implore
That you keep writing more
While the pious prudes preach in their parish.
S.H.
Suzanne, that was brilliant!
ReplyDeleteI was overwhelmed when I read them. Quite frankly, I am proud to now be the third best limericist on this blog!
ReplyDeleteWow, thanks guys! What generous, inspiring words, the ultimate high compliment coming from two educated, seasoned pros. I have to say though, that some of the writing tips you fellas gave me in recent past helped me out more than you know. Well, ain't we a team!
ReplyDeleteS.H.
Well, then you're a quick learner.
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