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Sunday, October 25, 2015
1875. For blackmail or evaluation?
A hooker from West Lithuania Performed ev'ry act with a mania Fucked and sucked in her car Filmed with old VCR And re-played on a beat-up Sylvania.
All your fantasies come true, I bet As you type them all out on the 'net But I'm sure most concede That it fills a great need No big fret, no upset, no regret.
All your fantasies come true, I bet
ReplyDeleteAs you type them all out on the 'net
But I'm sure most concede
That it fills a great need
No big fret, no upset, no regret.
Actually, I should answer the title's question...
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't need evaluation
It's blackmail that brings her elation
She's got every man
In the palm of her hand
With extortion her main occupation.
S.H.
S.H. must stand for Sending Happiness, 'cause that's what you're doing with all your comments!
ReplyDeleteGee thanks... it was once thought to stand for Shit Happens, but I like your alternative version better.
DeleteS.H.